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UB Funkeys Gets Down w Ads

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 31, 2008

Welcome to the future of marketing to youth, ya’ll. Not that this is revolutionary or anything, thanks Stardoll. But this is a new level I’ve not seen done for youth, and it’s not bad ;) :

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Looks like Speed Racer is sponsoring a RACE in UB Funkeyland.

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With some mini sponsoring by Mattel and Tyco…? That is, unless I’m a toy idiot (update: yes, it appears I am, so disregard my microbrand-advertising) and didn’t catch on to the connection between the three (third being Radical, who produces UB Funkeys).

So far this is my favorite type of ads in VW. It’s not nearly as “in your face” or ad insulting. But that’s my humble opinion, and I’ve talked before about how I ride the line between pro and questionable. Plus kids get something new out of it– a racing game and introduction to a fun property they can interact with.

Since this is a PURCHASED product, and not as scalable-costly as say a thriving live-moderated community, I’ll be interested to see how parents react, if at all, to the invasion of product endorsement within purchased toys for home (ahem, Webkinz vs Alvin debacle of ‘07). I guess its’ nothing too new– Grand Theft Auto started this stuff years ago.

Anyway, it was a fun spot today during my game play.

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The Joy and Mystery of the MMO

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 31, 2008

Whether it’s completing quests, running dungeons, or taking down super villains, any good game has decisive goals for player progression. Most of the time there is a clear and structured path that will get players quickly from one goal to the next. You level up, you unlock new abilities, you get better gear and you take on more challenging and entertaining tasks. It could be as simple as that; a straight and narrow path to completing a game. So why do many of us get in snowball fights outside of the bank in Ironforge? Why do we join others playing music outside of taverns in Lord of the Rings Online? Why do we jump off the highest structure we can find, only to fall to our deaths? Could it simply be because it’s … fun? MMOGs afford us interesting opportunities to goof off with others and “play” a game in ways that developers may never have intended.

MMOGology: Playing around - Massively

That’s a fun article for those looking to get “clued in” on the joy and mystery that IS the MMORPG.  I am an MMO fan for the outrageous community element.  I run around with little to NO point, just trying to engage people in various ways of lunacy & entertainment.  I enjoy building the SOCIETY out of the social aspects.

People never cease to amaze me– no matter what their age.

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Kids & Online experiences

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 31, 2008

What Do Kids Want?

For children raised on the Web browser, a new computer proved to be less of a hit than one parent expected
By KEVIN J. DELANEY
March 31, 2008; Page R9

When offered a chance last fall to buy a computer engineered with a new kid-friendly design, I had visions of my children using its specialized software to do creative-writing projects, make short animations and learn basics of music composition.

Three months later, a different reality has emerged: My kids have barely touched the software designed for creative expression. They prefer our five-year-old PC because it’s easier to play simple games and watch videos on the Web.

What Do Kids Want? - WSJ.com

Another parent-friendly article about kids & internet.  Check it out.  (There’s a video too)

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Advice and Worry: Parents speak about kids online

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 31, 2008

Forum member johnfalck writes:
My 4-year-old has his own login (clicks on the frog logo that has his name). No admin rights. I removed all icons on the desktop except a couple — e.g., Firefox as the browser, and that without the URL line (unclick navigation toolbar). I set his homepage to pbskids.org, with a few other related icon links (Noggin, etc.) along the top.
So far he has not deleted any files, reset BIOS settings, or ended up on eBay — all things he did at age three when he started banging away on someone else’s computer. My advice: Don’t confuse the ability to do bad things with interest or understanding. (”Daddy, why is the computer screen blue?”) Give a child their own login and make it as safe (limited) in functionality as you can or as is appropriate for the child’s age.
Re the importance of balance: Computer play is not a right. My son will start by saying, “I’ve been pretty good today, can I play on the computer?” And once the snow melts there will be more “go and play outside” instead. But when I’m trying to cook dinner and keep an eye on his 18-month-old sister, 20 minutes of computer time for him sounds great to me.

Real Time - WSJ.com

There is a great article (thanks for the heads up, Anastasia & ever vigilant ypulse) about parents & young kids & the net.  This exert was my favorite of the batch.

Head over to that link and see for yourself.  Feel free to ping me back if you think there is a better quote in that article.

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HA! Live Blogging the KCA

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 31, 2008

So yeah. I did it, I tried out live blogging. And I wasn’t so great at it. Why? I turned into a 12 year old viewer with way too much knowledge about Nickelodeon (favorite hosts = Mike Myers & Cameron Diaz). To spare myself (and you) the full embarrassment of live blogging riches, I shall only skim the highlights:

The best moments go as follow:

a. Brendan Frasier’s faux-excited face in the crowd (and props later on with the mic + slime effect… funny).

b. The piñata destruction by Emile Hirsch for the award of Best Music Group (Jonas Bros)—seriously, I want a piñata and a guitar to bash it with at my birthday this year. Props to him for the bashing-enthusiasm too.

c. James Marsden. James Marsden. James Marsden. Sorry, Hayden P—but you were upstaged by Enchanted’s Prince Edward. Why didn’t Cyclops get a bigger role in the X-Men movies? It’s certainly not because of Mr. Marsden. Le sigh dreamily.

d. I can’t WAIT for Indiana Jones. And Harrison Ford & Shia Lebeouf’s skit was cute. The mere fact that Harrison was slimed? That’s priceless. Yes, I said slimed, but better: HE…LICKED…IT. Yes. Harrison Ford LICKED the slime. I love him. Points to him.

e. I’ve got to say– The Naked Brothers Band? That’s IMPRESSIVE. How old are they and they’re playing LIVE? Take a lesson all you pop-tart lip syncers. Well done, Nat & Alex.

f. Cameron Diaz’s speech was great (she and I have similar flustered, talk-to-fast, tangent-fueled, sporadic-energy speaking styles)—I shouted “WE ARE THE FUTURE AND THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT!” did you? And it’s nice to see ONE actress there who has nothing to promote (well, that could be argued since she is her own brand, but let’s not go there). Woot for kids and trying to be a role model/hero.

g. WHOA WHOA WHOA– Orlando Bloom’s surprise appearance! Wa-oot. It should forever be mandated that he is to call everyone “Jack”—this is law. Anyone else looking forward to a Pirates 4? I certainly am now!

2. Things I wish would have happened instead:

a. Better opening song (more crowd interaction with explosions, etc throughout). This fell flat - either the song was not the right choice for the crowd, or it was too loud in the stadium for the song to matter (or make sense to younger ears). It was very “meh”

b. The god’s that be in Nickelodeon need some serious slime education. When at KCA if someone mentions they don’t want to be slimed– THEY SHOULD BY KCA LAW BE SLIMED. Case in point: MILEY CYRUS was dressed to go clubbing. WHO DRESSES TO GO CLUBBING AT KCA? It’s Nickelodeon people. Never turn your back on a kid with a mud pie. Never turn your back at a slime-fueled Kids Choice awards. Apparently people have forgotten such a rule. I’m sorry Miley, but you should have gotten slimed for simply SAYING that you didn’t want to be slimed. It’s like going to Wonka’s factory and saying you don’t want candy. Tut tut.

c. Yes– we know most of the actors, shows, and movies displayed are sponsored by marketing dollars & promo spots for upcoming movies/CD’s (thank you Janet Jackson), but seriously… what happened to the KIDS part of KIDS CHOICE AWARDS? Say what you want about Rosie O’Donnell, but as a KCA host she was ALWAYS great about workin’ kids into the event. 5 seconds of face-full but nameless fame! Give kids a thrill at their own awards show. There’s an entire crowd of kids there– why is Usher’s bored face popping up every three seconds? And props to the announcer for calling Usher out with his texting. Nice.

d. I’m sorry… but WHAT? Alvin BEAT Captain Sparrow in the Best Movie category? I call foul! Either that or someone just spent a lot of money paying folks to “vote” since the AaTC DVD just came out.

*Update: Apparently I’m wrong.  My co-workers disagree about my alvin/sparrow theory.  They said their kids LOVED AaTC, and were freaked by Pirates.  I still hold a bit of being skeptical, but whatever.

e. I’d like to see MORE SLIMING OF CELEBRITIES AS A SURPRISE… Seriously, they should know and come prepared. They’re all sitting with smiles and bored eyes– SLIME THEM. Let the kids pick up a hose and SLIME them. I would. TAKE THAT AND THAT! Heh heh heh. What?

And Last But Not least… Here were my live blogging thoughts regarding the grand finale:

  • Jack & his slime meter. 27 tons? TWENTY SEVEN TONS? That’s a load of slime!
  • OOO WHAT CELEB ARE THEY GOING TO SLIME?
  • ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!!!!!! HE’S THERE? OMG, I’m such a screaming girl right now. I’m like 12 all over again. Why do I find this so giddy exciting?
  • Those chairs are a bit electric-chairish, yeah? Interesting concept? They better get BUCKET slimed– like the giant water bucket at Magic Waters or something.
  • YOU CAN DO IT, ORLANDO. I SAW JOHNNY GET SLIMED A FEW YEARS BACK, AND NOW THE TORCH HAS PASSED.
  • 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. SLIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, what? Nothing happened. Something about it not working…
  • Why is it when Orlando says Mr. Black’s name I’m waiting for Captain Sparrow to pop up? :)
  • OH! Okay, so it’s a cute little gag with the Octopus mascot guy to get the kids pumped about the sliming. Wow, i fell for that.
  • And now the slime comes, and comes, and comes… Except– regardless of the length of time, it doesn’t really seem like 27 tons worth, does it?
  • Well, at least the slime is still coming, ish. They’re just sitting there. Boo. There’s no excitement in watching them in chairs like this… Even Flash Dance does this better and that’s with water.
  • Where’s the big bang ending? I want confetti! I want slime hoses! I want Orlando cowering in fear of over-sliming!!!
  • Well, credits are rolling. Despite the lack luster slime ending, it was a solid show. Sigh… and another KCA is finished. Next year I’m SO THERE. Can bystanders bring SUPER SOAKERS next year? Hmmm.

Props to the winners. Especially Drake & Josh. They seem to be the only ones there without an Agenda– do they even have another season coming? Drake just stared in the not-for-kids movie Not Another Super Hero Movie, or whatever it’s called. Josh Peck looks great– he has to have lost SO much weight now, he’s so grown up (except something was wrong with his suspenders). And HELLO DRAKE… when did he turn into Ewan McGregor?

And final props to Jack Black’s spandex. I’m speechless and impressed.

Don’t be surprised to see any shameless pleas for tickets next year. Selling my first born to Gypsies for tickets is a last resort people.

HAPPY MONDAY!

p.s. Did anyone participate in the Earth Hour event on Sat? I was surprised that KCA didn’t change times– since it TOO was at 8 pm on Sat. Viacom does a decent effort at times trying to stay “green” - and KCA had a “green” stage, etc.

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Cold-eyed Stare of a Plush in a non-Virtual World

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 28, 2008

Do stuffed animals have souls? Snort, and then consider how much energy is spent prompting children to look deeply into the glass eyes of the curly haired dog or bunny that will forever sit on its haunches before them. As the Skin Horse instructs in The Velveteen Rabbit, the promise made to stuffed animals, urged on by the adults who give them as presents, is, “When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.”Right. And so when the old bunny in the story becomes “a mass of scarlet fever germs” threatening the health of a sick and actually real little boy, the lesson is that his bunny should not be safely replaced by a nice, clean, new bunny. Oh, no. This would be an act of betrayal, because as every good child knows, you are supposed to love your stuffed animal no matter how worn and dirty, and reject any shiny cheap-date substitute. This story doesn’t grow old. Check out The Jamie and Angus Stories, an updated (and, admittedly, quite lovely) rendering of the classic stuffed animal/child coupling.

The genius of Webkinz. - By Emily Bazelon - Slate Magazine

Great article about the emotional ties explored through plush toys going virtual (Anastasia from Ypulse must have like 7-senses, the 7th being article tracker). Back when I first started this blog I rambled about this often… and perhaps I will again soon, but for now I’ll let that link and the article it contains do the talking.

Needless to say, my webkinz (not even a stuffy) is 914 days old - and i go in every month to put it up in the presidential hotel in Neopets for the next month, AND spend more for extras (that have no consequence) only because I don’t like the idea of my neopet suffering, even in imagination land (anyone see that south park?).

Yes, I was that kid who thought (and still have the seed of wonder) my stuffed animals were/are/always will be alive. Sigh. I know, I know. Therapist. I know.

At least I’ve gotten over that whole “my car is alive” thing. I remember being 8, petting the family van while it was getting worked on - as if it were at the doctor or something.  Sensitive, imaginative child? yes. Gooftastic adult? Indeed.

Anyway - all my crazy VW products sit on my desk staring at me with cold black eyes wondering when I’m going to go take care of them - and i’m telling you– that cold black eyed stare is filled with dark hope and heavy guilt.

p.s. If you’re looking for an alternative VW for kids chores, check out this article about Handipoints. which is like a mesh between Club Penguin (roaming virtual world), Webkinz (plushy-looking animals), and Minyanland (parents opportunity to encourage through chores and good deeds).

p.p.s. DUDE– CLUB PENGUIN! They’ve totally made me a community fan girl professionally. They totally overhauled just about every visual in the site for April 1st - it’s all trippy, fun, and whacked out. I can’t imagine what their production schedule looks like, or their monthly schedules. Well done, once again, community staff - I envy you to the point of giddy greenness.

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Happy Friday Social Media Consumers

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 28, 2008

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Byron Report and all that jazz…

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 27, 2008

Early reaction to the Byron Report on Gaming and Net Use by kids

While the Bryon Report, which I blogged about earlier, is itself is fairly unremarkable, sensible even, it will be the reactions of those in Government, in schools and in homes that will make or break it.

edublogs: Early reaction to the Byron Report on Gaming and Net Use by kids

Click and read that review - it’s my favorite of the report flack.  Although, Larry Magid’s is pretty great too:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/18/scitech/pcanswer/main3949028.shtml

Sorry for not adding any commentary myself.  I’m feeling a little overly outspoken lately, a little redundant, and kinda sleep(?).  Forgiveness isn’t necessary but appreciated. 

Leave thoughts at the beep.

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Heads UP: Tramp Stamps Available at stores near you?

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 27, 2008

Head’s up, parents! If you’re one of those long-suffering people who’ve wished your daughter could have some sweet ink on her lower back just like mommy does, but have reservations about the ethics involved with giving your grade-schooler a permanent tat, FEAR NOT, for some genius sticker-maker has given you a new option: Lower Back Tattoo Stickers. Yes, now your adorable little ten year-old can finally have the kind of tramp stamp that tells boys on the playground that she might just give them an HJ under the monkey bars if they play their cards right. And best of all, it’s been made conveniently available by the good people at Toys ‘R Us, who have strategically placed this hot new line of child-ruining accessories in the vending machines by the door, so right between the Hannah Montana and Minnie Mouse stickers, your kid can find the fake “Do Me Harder” lower back tattoo she’s always wanted!

Best Week Ever

Gross. 

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Noteworthy: Weplay.com, and smart real world social networking

Posted by Izzy Neis on March 26, 2008

The venture, WePlay.com, a social networking site for youth sports — something like Facebook for young athletes — is expected to start in mid-April. The site caters to youth athletes, parents and coaches — a vast audience. About 52 million children a year participate in organized sports leagues, according to the National Council of Youth Sports.

Young athletes will be able to set up a profile, post pictures, communicate with friends and share videos of games. Parents will be able to get practice schedules, coordinate car pools and find out which equipment to purchase. Coaches will be able to communicate with their players and parents, as well as learn about strategy and other skills.

“Two hundred forty million people in America are one degree of separation from youth sports,” said Steve Hansen, the chief executive of WePlay. “Youth sports is held together by e-mails, phone calls and clip boards. We want to change that.”

The videos of the athletes as children, as well as footage from recent shoots — a camera crew will join LeBron James at his high school gym in the coming weeks, for example — will surround the more traditional features of social media. The site will be mostly advertiser supported, initially in the form of sponsorships integrated in to the site, and later, banner ads.

Madison Avenue has long seen the value of aligning with sports teams, and over the years has been reaching further down the athletic food chain: first professional, then college, and more recently high school. Takkle, a social-networking site for high school athletes, is partially owned by Sports Illustrated. With WePlay, advertisers will have the chance to go even younger.

At the same time, WePlay can also be seen as an attempt on the part of the professional athletes to gain more control over how their images are used commercially — in other words, why let ESPN run video of their Little League games free, when they can do so and sell advertising alongside it?

Social Site’s New Friends Are Athletes - New York Times

The site seems really safe. I’ve done a good deal of poking and prodding, and they’ve gone the extra measures to ensure boundaries are raised. It takes some effort to get a parents’ permission and extra features, which is grand! And they have separated folks into categories from the start, and seem to be keepin’ an eagle’s eye for safety & privacy.

Doin’ a bit of research, I just found this gem in the Privacy Policy :

Except as outlined above, we do not collect personal information from kids unless they complete registration on the Site with prior verifiable parental consent. If a kid attempts to register and indicates that his or her age is under 13, the account will automatically be flagged as a limited access account that restricts access to certain weplay features and we will inform the kid that verifiable parental consent is required before he or she may have a -access account. If a kid would like a full-access account, we will ask the kid to provide us with his or her first name and their parent’s email address so that we may contact them to request consent. Until verifiable parental consent is obtained, the child will only have access to certain features of the Site and will not be able to post content or free form comments in user forums on the Site.

So far, it reminds me a lot of Imbee (which is brillzville), and could be a solid site. (P.s. within seconds Brandi Chastain friended me, and if you know how much I love soccer - especially the world champ US Woman’s team - you’ll know how giddy I got… now where’s Cindy Parlow my doppleganger on the field?).They– WePlay– have a HECK of a job on their hands though. Why?

As a community manager for youth online thinking about a kid’s social network which encourages those tater tots to talk about their REAL world/real life — GAAAAAAAK. It makes my muscles tense up thinking about the level of PRIVATE INFORMATION is easily shared with youth & sports in a SIMPLE team picture.

WePlay seems to understand this, and hopefully will continue growing - opening up new ways for private communication about public life for youth.

But heed this as a warning, learning moment, or typical izzy rant — there will be other sites and other ways offered for youth to share info. Especially now, when marketing to kids is at a height, web buzz is what makes money, and education & understanding of this medium = wishy washy at best. More real world based social opportunities will arise - I’m not talking virtual fantasy lands nearly as much as social networking opportunities for real identities. In which case, I’ll use sports as an example of WHY we all must stay EVER VIGILANT (as channeled by Mad Eye Moody):

In a kid’s sports profile, you can get visual (pic of kid), favorite sport, jersey number, team name, youth organization (which also links to hometown/area), calendar of events (times & places), friends, etc– all REAL identities… REAL kids, REAL events, REAL moments in time, not pseudo-avatar fantasy personas running around in a virtual environment, or questionable myspace profiles of kids who could be lying about themselves.

Parents who are just now starting to adapt to the idea of “social networking” and all this safety raw-raw on the web, how are they to know that a site for promoting their child’s awesomeness (all the brag worthy things parents like to share about their child’s achievements) could actually backfire in regards to giving up their privacy?

Who doesn’t want to share with the world all the feats and amazements their child has engaged in??? Kids rock! Especially when the kids are one’s own… Look at the length in which parents will go to prove their child is number one– pageants, television shows, etc…
And if there is a website created by super star athletes who may or may not wander through the network, checkin’ on the awesomeness of kids? Parents would love that opp to get a chance for their kid, and that’s great, rock on… but what happens to the importance level of privacy & personal identity, oh clark kent?

And there’s always the question - if you post a photo of the team, or groups of kids, will the other parents be happy to know their child’s image is on the world wide web? But that’s a subject that’s still far from the pitchforks and bandwagons (me and my gut feel it coming though… still a few years off, but it’ll be here).

I love sports, and they’re HUGELY influential on a child’s physical, mental, and social growth. To this day I STILL find that lessons I learned within my team, on the field, working as a team, etc have shaped who I am and how I do things.

This could be said for music, kids who want to act, kid biz geniuses, etc. Any activity that solicits passion, creativity, and an opportunity to excel not just on a small platform, but a world’s stage? You just got to know what to expect, form opinions and ideas about that information, and step forward knowing the full choice you made.

Make an educated decisions about full results & consequences before you let the excitement & possibility swallow you & rationality up like Venom with Spiderman.

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